What movies have not aged well?

Goldfinger

-”Ah so!”

A View to a Kill

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You Only Live Twice

-All the bad guys are black.

Diamonds Are Forever

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Dr No

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Octopussy

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

From Russia With Love

-J W Pepper

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Moonraker

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Live and Let Die

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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